I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
My liver just had a heart attack.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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