Do you still have your period?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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