I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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