don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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