dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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