I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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