I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
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