Cold hands, warm shart.
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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