Non-Jews are for practice
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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