ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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