Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
ttyl tear gas
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
