I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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