I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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