i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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