how can u be prego again
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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