I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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