found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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