You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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