i think my tv is drunk
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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