butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
No subtext here. People are naked.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
