belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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