TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
