he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
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