Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
