So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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