Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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