my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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