who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Shame is for Republicans.
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