He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Randomize
