i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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