It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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