Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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