I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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