ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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