i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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