So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
She just used a chaser for red wine.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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