I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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