I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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