Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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