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The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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