Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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