im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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