those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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