Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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