I want to stick my p in your. b.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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