3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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