Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
Randomize
