And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
they're like a gay fantastic four
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Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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