He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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