come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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