So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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