I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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