Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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