Sponge bath it is.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
