Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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