Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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