I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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